"The steak is fine, but they diddnt marinate it."
"We don't do that here. I'm suprised you haven't figured this out yet."
One minute re-enactment of Morris eating :
Raise eyebrow at steak. Prod. Prod with fork. Prod in different place. Slice tiny bit off edge. Inspect meat on fork. Eat. Flip steak over. Turn it around. Prod. Slice tiny bit off edge. Inspect meat on fork. Trim invisible bit of something off tiny slice. Eat. Flip steak. Turn. Prod. Prod again. Turn sideways with fork and knife to look at the edge. Cut fry in half and eat both bits off fork.