I put Henry V on the netflix list a while ago because it had Judi Dench in it. I somehow ignored the fact that it was a version of the Shakespear play. I do alright with Shakey when I am reading it, with time to process what I am seeing, but hearing it I am fucking lost. I have the gist of whats going on, everyone hates France and Henry kills some dudes, but even the apparantly famous war speech was gobbledy to my brain.
Then some bitches come on screen. Then some bitches start speaking French. For ten minutes.
I bet Henry fucks her later but man I dunno anymore.
"We don't do that here. I'm suprised you haven't figured this out yet."
One minute re-enactment of Morris eating :
Raise eyebrow at steak. Prod. Prod with fork. Prod in different place. Slice tiny bit off edge. Inspect meat on fork. Eat. Flip steak over. Turn it around. Prod. Slice tiny bit off edge. Inspect meat on fork. Trim invisible bit of something off tiny slice. Eat. Flip steak. Turn. Prod. Prod again. Turn sideways with fork and knife to look at the edge. Cut fry in half and eat both bits off fork. Repeat.
I have just managed to dump about 8oz of boiling tea onto my abdomen, resulting in a mild scald. I'm just that awesome.
So it's been a week since the place opened. I can see this working out pretty well in the long run. The owner is having some sort of weird "why arent we totally busy all the time" depression thing but M seems to be talking him out- of that one. Some of the things the guy does are weird though: We had Andy Carson doing his Good day oregon schtick from the restaurant this morning and Owner decided that he would do the 4am-6am part and then fuck off and leave M to talk about the place from 6-9. He left the chef to talk about his "life's dream." I hope he is just overwhelmed at this point because the alternative explanation is he has no fucking clue what he's doing.
We are down to one car, so days off tend to be stuck at home. I managed to do a mountain of laundry and actually clean something though.
Apart from having no sleep so I could be awake at 4am and accidentally being on tv, I've had a good day.
Thanks to a made for Sci-fi channel movie, I now know I have been pronouncing Wyvern incorrectly.
We've started selling off the restaurant stuff. Today the woman buying the super blender came by to get it, and brought her husband and three year old boy along. This kid is the boldest kidlet I have probably ever met, and still rather polite. He was hilarious.Thought the snake was great. Tried to get under the porch outside, then immediately shed his shoes when coming inside cause he "stepped in dirt".
The snow kinda threw a wrench in the plans today. It did bring the first semi truck stuck outside our house though. Which mostly just taught us that the people living out here are mostly assholes who will drive around people trying to get a truck out a ditch when there is very little room to pass.
Dude, why have I never noticed the Weasly twins in the Potter movies are hot pieces of ass?
A guy came by to nail a tarp to the roof. He only had one tarp, and it was mostly big enough. Now it sounds like people are racing office chairs on the roof. A team of dudes is coming out early next week to try and do a proper job of it.